Jejemon Outbreak!!! Gotta Catch Them All: Jejemon!

So, there's a name for these irritating individuals who text or chat with you, or update their statuses like this: Eoww pfow, itz a hAff33 daY!!!

I know that was frustrating to read. I can't understand why folks would want to laugh like jejejeje. Another thing, texting has been a crucial, as in CRUCIAL task for me, I wasn't enjoying a bit of it, then why in the world would a person make a simple 2-letter word like "po" longer and unreadable (pfow)?

Here are some facts about Jejemons (can't believe there are actually facts about them):

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance.

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
 (urbandictionary.com)

How do these jejemonsters or jejemons breed? Were they bitten by a Master jejemon? Are they the same as the vampires that sparkle, bitten and corrupted? What's the cure for these jejemons, do we have to tear them apart and burn every bit of their bodies? Just kidding. I guess we just have to ignore them and just thank the heavens they're not Gremlins who double in numbers when drenched in water.